The Intercon C Shameless Plug

(Performed at Intercon XVII)

Shameless Plugs have been a long tradition at Intercon, and they often have had a lot of preparation and humor. This was the script for one of our favorites:

ANNOUNCER: We now return to Intercon Jeopardy. Here's your host.
HOST: It's time to play Double Jeopardy. Our categories are Numbers and Future History. Charles, as our returning champion, and leader with $1100, please choose a category.
CHARLES: I'll take Numbers for $200.
HOST: And the answer is - 19.
ANDY: [BUZZ] How many hours straight have I been awake?
HOST: That is incorrect. Charles?
CHARLES: [BUZZ] How many games are on the old Intercon C flyer?
HOST: That is correct. You'll have to check out the web site for the latest news!
CHARLES: I'll take Numbers for $400.
HOST: The answer is 140.
ANDY: [BUZZ] How many times has Mike Young tried to sell me an Interactivies Ink product this weekend?
HOST: Incorrect. That was 150.
CHARLES: [BUZZ] How many people are already signed up for Intercon C?
HOST: Correct, and the number is growing all the time.
CHARLES: Numbers for $600.
HOST: And the answer is 11.
ANDY: [BUZZ] How many pages was my Hell to Pay character sheet?
HOST: Incorrect. Charles?
CHARLES: [BUZZ] How many games are already full or almost full at Intercon C?
HOST: Correct!
CHARLES: Let's try Future History for $200.
HOST: The answer is February 28 to March 2, 2003.
ANDY: [BUZZ] When will I have recovered from all the partying I did at this convention?
HOST: It only feels like that now, but take some aspirin and you'll feel better.
CHARLES: [BUZZ] Those are the dates for Intercon C.
HOST: That is the correct answer, but I'm afraid you didn't phrase it in the form of a question.
CHARLES: Future History for $400, then.
HOST: The answer is Chelmsford, Massachusetts.
ANDY: [BUZZ] Where is Cthulhu rising next week?
HOST: Incorrect.
CHARLES: [BUZZ] Where is Intercon C being held?
HOST: Correct, once again at the Chelmsford Radisson Hotel.
CHARLES: Future History for $600.
HOST: The answer is Geraldine's Birthday Party, Future's Hope, Brawl at the Broken Nose Tavern and Naptime.
ANDY: [BUZZ] How did I spend last Saturday?
HOST: The category is future history. Charles?
CHARLES: [BUZZ] What are the four newest games on the Intercon C schedule?
HOST: Correct!
CHARLES: Future History for $800.
HOST: That's the Daily Double. You have $3300. How much are you going to wager?
CHARLES: All of it.
HOST: And the answer is $30.
CHARLES: How much are you going to have to pay if you don't sign up for Intercon C right now?
HOST: Correct! The prices go up once we leave this building.
CHARLES: Future History for $1000.
HOST: And the answer is Mike Young, Uncle Don Ross, PST Productions, Eric Smith, Andy Kirschbaum, Dean Edgell, Jeannie Whited and Gordon Olmstead-Dean.
ANDY: [BUZZ] Who are those officers in the lobby just waiting to arrest?
HOST: Sorry, but no. The officers are only out there to arrest four of them. Charles?
CHARLES: [BUZZ] Who are just some of the GMs from Intercon C who are present at Intercon XVII?
HOST: Correct. And now it's time for Final Jeopardy. The category is LARP Events You Don't Want to Miss. The answer is Intercon C, February 28th through March 2nd, 2003, in Chelmsford, Massachusetts.
ANNOUNCER: Sign up for Intercon C and sign up for some of those great games, before they fill. Don't put yourself in Jeopardy.